My Pogs! They're Enormous Dumplekins P Twigbrush argues the case for those modern marvels of cardboard, yes that's right... POGS

oi-man...!!!!! My Pogs are grand POGS ARE IMPORTANT- I dont like you sarcasticlly playing down the international importance of pogs. They are even more important than mobile phones. A pog has saved me a number of times, when im bursting to go, and ther'es no conveniant bush to straddle. The look of relief seen on desperate peoples faces once theyve found the pog is universal. Pogs are given bad press, but im here to stand up for them. Call them what you will, but pogs arnt just dirty crap holes, the ladies pogs have carpet and flowers. So next time your using the pog, dont just use it without appreciating it. They are the pillars of the society that has brought you up, and in mocking them you are stabbing a pog brush into your forefathers arse's (metaphoricly, obviously not really because no one uses the pog brush). Thank you for letting me put the seat down on this issue. Ill wipe the sheet clean from now, but im still appauled at your article.