Footworthy Garments of Comfort Morgan Merryweather's onion-tweakingly fruitsome offering offers many delightful insights into the life of w.... shoes. In the words of Pavlo Gianntria "Il doggo doggo dogga, mi catta el catso del duckwa bassha choppo cutta slacchio"

The Week of the shoe, and you. This week was particularly eventful, This was the week I lost my shoe. I enjoyed all of this week, This was the week I fell over you. The free-flowing, amber drone of the foghorn, This was the week I lost my shoe. The blowing wind and the trashing rain, This was the week I fell over you. The inner inertia of each passing dawn, This was the week I lost my shoe Now I’m limping, scornfully cursing, do it again, This was the week I fell over you, Due to the losing of my shoe.