Gravity is holding you to ransom
Learn how to fight back with physics. Physics is about making people without skeletons, boiling the world's oceans with a kebab using E=mc², and driving so fast that red traffic lights become green (134 million mph if you were wondering).
Physicists muck around answering some of the most random and pointless questions ever devised, but hey, at least they're not bored. If you're more curious than a ginger cat in Alice's Wonderland, click on the word physics cut out of newspapers (above) to read something that'll keep you busy for a good few months.